Paradise Found

I am in paradise.  I'm not exaggerating.  I am, quite literally, in paradise at this very moment.  I am lazing on the beach, in the Bahamas, ice-cold Kalik in hand,  with the bluest of cerulean blue ocean stretched out in front of me, as far as the eye can see.  (I wish I could attach one of the million pictures I've taken, but the technology out here is a little behind, so there is no way to send my photos from my phone at the moment.)  But, please, take my word for it, the scenery is beyond gorgeous.  It is breath-taking.  It is perfect.  I promise you, I am in paradise.